The Last Movie You Saw

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:26 am

Star Wars was already spoiled. Even George Lucas is sick of it now.

Episodes 4, 5, & 6 are classics, and every movie made after those just defiles the originals.

Lorus · Post by **Lorus** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:19 pm

Sonya_=) wrote:thx for spoiling it you arse

If you've seen episodes 4-6 then you know Anakin is Darth Vader and it's not a surprize.

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:06 pm

yah DUH i think like nearly everyone knows that lol

naw i just dont want it spoiled for when i see it coz then itll be crap

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:09 am

Friday Night Lights. It was nice that they limited the soundtrack to only one band

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:03 am

House of Wax

it sucked but i watched it anyways

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:22 pm

Turbo_asswhup wrote:House of Wax

it sucked but i watched it anyways

my friends wanted to take me to that.. is it real bad? coz theyre dragging me to see it coz theyre obsessed with chad michael murry whatever his name is ugg so very very annoying

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:43 am

I guess it's that time again for retarded Star Wars commercials

. I say we all rush to the nearest
7/11 and pick up a delicious Darth Dew Slurpee!!!

7/11 Oh thank heaven.

Megor · Post by **Megor** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:52 am

I live in the slurpee capital of the world

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Thu May 05, 2005 1:48 pm

the new lego star wars video game has a pretty retarded commercial

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:43 pm

Well folks, i've got the official word on Episode III form Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silent Bob of Jay and Silent Bob ect). Kevin is a Star Wars fan who along with the rest of the world thought the previous two sucked worse than a cold sore from your aunt.

He used two words to describe Episode III : "Fucking Amazing"!!!!!

This should ROCK!!!

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:13 pm

It's been a while for this thread, but I've seen some terribly amazing movies lately. I've actually started enjoying bad movies since they can be so entertaining

Shaolin Soccer - I guess the only way to describe this is as a cross between Kung Pow, Crouching Tiger, and The Big Green

Fortress - Starring Christopher Lambert

In the not too distant future, it is against the law for any woman to give birth to more than one child. So when the main character and his pregnant wife try to smuggle their unborn fetus into America, they get busted and sentenced to 31 years in an underground prison. The prison comes fully equipped with half retarded cyborg guards, track robots straight out of Tron, and a perverted cyborg prison director who likes watching the prisoners' wet dreams (seriously

).

Monsterman - I didn't get to watch the very beginning of this movie but I don't think it's really necessary anyway

. Basically it's about 2 guys and an open-minded

girl who are being chased by this "monsterman" whose face has been sewn together and drives a makeshift monster truck. There's even a nice plot twist at the end

The best part was when the MC ordered a bowl of chili, eats a spoonful of the chili, and then pulls out a foot-long lock of hair from his mouth. This is when he decides to look at his bowl and realizes there is an eyeball and an entire jaw in plain sight in his chili

Lorus · Post by **Lorus** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:05 am

Rickshaw wrote:Fortress - Starring Christopher Lambert In the not too distant future, it is against the law for any woman to give birth to more than one child. So when the main character and his pregnant wife try to smuggle their unborn fetus into America, they get busted and sentenced to 31 years in an underground prison. The prison comes fully equipped with half retarded cyborg guards, track robots straight out of Tron, and a perverted cyborg prison director who likes watching the prisoners' wet dreams (seriously ).

I remember seeing this on TV. It was really strange. Isn't Christopher Lambert the best actor in the whole entire world?!

Lorus · Post by **Lorus** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:07 am

Rickshaw wrote:Fortress - Starring Christopher Lambert In the not too distant future, it is against the law for any woman to give birth to more than one child. So when the main character and his pregnant wife try to smuggle their unborn fetus into America, they get busted and sentenced to 31 years in an underground prison. The prison comes fully equipped with half retarded cyborg guards, track robots straight out of Tron, and a perverted cyborg prison director who likes watching the prisoners' wet dreams (seriously ).

I remember seeing this on TV. It was really strange. Isn't Christopher Lambert the best actor in the whole entire world?!

Last adult movie I saw in the theatre would have to be LotR: Return of the King. Non adult movie would have been Shark Tale.
Just recently rented Supersize me and Cellular. Supersize me was really good but Cellular was pretty bad.

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:07 am

Last one i saw was star wars episode III it's SHIT i tell you

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aint watched fok all lately, must be summit to do with me model making lol.

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:42 am

Lorus wrote:I remember seeing this on TV. It was really strange. Isn't Christopher Lambert the best actor in the whole entire world?!

Last adult movie I saw in the theatre would have to be LotR: Return of the King. Non adult movie would have been Shark Tale.
Just recently rented Supersize me and Cellular. Supersize me was really good but Cellular was pretty bad.

Christopher Lambert should be in every movie

I went to the cheap theater ($3

) a while back and they were showing all terrible movies. I didn't want to go home without seeing a movie, so....I saw shark tale. There were only three people in the theater. Myself, and some couple who sat all the way in the back. It was a very awkward experience

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:07 pm

Just saw Batman Begins last night

that was a pretty cool movie

i especially like the ending when they hinted at the next movie

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:06 am

DOS_Junkie wrote:Well folks, i've got the official word on Episode III form Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silent Bob of Jay and Silent Bob ect). Kevin is a Star Wars fan who along with the rest of the world thought the previous two sucked worse than a cold sore from your aunt. He used two words to describe Episode III : "Fucking Amazing"!!!!! This should ROCK!!!

Is it too late to retract my post???

It's like Joel Shumacher's Batman all over again

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:29 am

DOS_Junkie wrote: Is it too late to retract my post??? It's like Joel Shumacher's Batman all over again

Was it actually bad? I haven't gotten around to seeing it and right now it's not on my list of top things to do

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:09 pm

it wasnt that bad

everything happened like it was supposed to..with nothing extra added

i guess taht was something that wasnt expected and people were bored

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:03 pm

DOS_Junkie wrote:
DOS_Junkie wrote:Well folks, i've got the official word on Episode III form Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silent Bob of Jay and Silent Bob ect). Kevin is a Star Wars fan who along with the rest of the world thought the previous two sucked worse than a cold sore from your aunt. He used two words to describe Episode III : "Fucking Amazing"!!!!! This should ROCK!!!
Is it too late to retract my post??? It's like Joel Shumacher's Batman all over again

about 100x worse and then you get the picture, DON'T BOTHER WATCHING IT ITS BORING AS SHIT

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:28 pm

I saw the batman movie opening day, and I enjoyed it. Not incredible, but a good movie.

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:14 pm

war of the worlds sucked

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:29 pm

Yes, War of the Worlds was not worth my $9.50

. But even though the story was pretty bad, it did have a few cool parts in it. When the first of the tripods came out of the ground was fun to watch, and then the car mob/thieves was probably close to what actually would have happened

Lorus · Post by **Lorus** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:29 pm

Yeah I heard there isn't much of a storyline to War of the Worlds. My sister loved Batman begins though. She said all the females seeing it like it and all the guys either think it's just okay or hate it. She has a thing for Christian Bale though.