Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you cant stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK Condoms - No comment required.
Muller light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile.
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal Quick-drying Condoms - Its dry and waterproof after 30 minutes.
Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!! (Eeewww!!.....)
Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
Mini Condoms - Its a mini adventure.
Mr Muscle Condoms - Loves the jobs you hate.
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal.
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole.
The Manchester United Condom... One yank and your whole
world falls apart!
Branded Condoms
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Heh.. I found some others from watch manufacturers
IWC Condoms: Since 1868. And for as long as there are men.
TAG Heuer Condoms: Don't crack under pressure
Breitling Condoms: Instruments for professionals
Bucherer Condoms: For life's most beautiful moments
Pulsar Condoms: Where substance meets style
Timex Condoms: Ridiculously easy to use
Timex Condoms: It takes a lickin', but it keeps on tickin'.
Maxima Indian Condoms: Because times are changing
Citizen Condoms: Beyond precision
IWC Condoms: Since 1868. And for as long as there are men.
TAG Heuer Condoms: Don't crack under pressure
Breitling Condoms: Instruments for professionals
Bucherer Condoms: For life's most beautiful moments
Pulsar Condoms: Where substance meets style
Timex Condoms: Ridiculously easy to use
Timex Condoms: It takes a lickin', but it keeps on tickin'.
Maxima Indian Condoms: Because times are changing
Citizen Condoms: Beyond precision
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