Leo Day!!
You're a month late.
Word to the wise. When you kids eventually settle down and have kids (yes, I know, pretty scary) don't have a saggitarius baby!
Word to the wise. When you kids eventually settle down and have kids (yes, I know, pretty scary) don't have a saggitarius baby!
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
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You know how I feel. Most days I'm pulling my hair out! Maybe it's just the girl saggitarius'! I'd much rather have a complex child than a boring one though.special_Kare wrote:Lorus wrote:You're a month late.
Word to the wise. When you kids eventually settle down and have kids (yes, I know, pretty scary) don't have a saggitarius baby!
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
I'm assuming with a mother like you, your daughter is at least intelligent and mindful (I hope )Lorus wrote:You know how I feel. Most days I'm pulling my hair out! Maybe it's just the girl saggitarius'! I'd much rather have a complex child than a boring one though.
The kids around here had a halfday and apparently the local pharmacy is the "cool" place for obnoxious little girls to hang out. Almost every one of these girls (11-14 I'd guess) ran around to each display, shrieking in ecstasy and screaming to rest of their friends, "OMG! You HAVE to see this!" And if something happened to fall on the floor? Pick it up? Pfft, of course not!
Then they would go to the lotion aisle and and try out all the tester bottles. This would be fine if they did so properly. I mean that's what the bottles are there for anyway. However, they managed to spill more lotion on the floor than they got on their greasy little hands. But that's OK! I'll happily clean up this unnecessary mess while you scurry over to the Oral-B Brush Ups and compare who has the whitest teeth.
That felt good
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Re: Leo Day!!
Yeah sounds like a gud idea Then we'd be like the queen and have 2 birthdaysdede wrote:I suggest we have a Leo day for us special people born in August
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I have a taurian? child, he's know's what he wants and knows how to get it!!! Omg he is only 4 months lolLorus wrote:You know how I feel. Most days I'm pulling my hair out! Maybe it's just the girl saggitarius'! I'd much rather have a complex child than a boring one though.special_Kare wrote:Lorus wrote:You're a month late.
Word to the wise. When you kids eventually settle down and have kids (yes, I know, pretty scary) don't have a saggitarius baby!
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Dictionary.com wrote:Astrology
The study of the positions and aspects of celestial bodies in the belief that they have an influence on the course of natural earthly occurrences and human affairs.
Dictionary.com wrote:Astronomy
The scientific study of matter in outer space, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of celestial bodies and phenomena.
Heh. She's a great kid just very challenging at times.Rickshaw wrote:I'm assuming with a mother like you, your daughter is at least intelligent and mindful (I hope )Lorus wrote:You know how I feel. Most days I'm pulling my hair out! Maybe it's just the girl saggitarius'! I'd much rather have a complex child than a boring one though.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
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Aha Thought so, always get those 2 mixed upRickshaw wrote:Dictionary.com wrote:Astrology
The study of the positions and aspects of celestial bodies in the belief that they have an influence on the course of natural earthly occurrences and human affairs.Dictionary.com wrote:Astronomy
The scientific study of matter in outer space, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of celestial bodies and phenomena.