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White Wine

Post by pinkbandit » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:21 am

LOL this is so funny! :lol: :P

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about "White Wine".

"White Wine" is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. "White Wine" can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of "White Wine" almost immediately, and
with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with "White Wine".

White Wine" may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use "White Wine". However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may
include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness
or loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
dry mouth and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of
Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning!

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your arse
kicked!

:lol: LOL Be Warned! :P
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Post by smantie » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:52 am

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.
My roommate does that to me when he gets drunk.. Then I leave the room.
Go Alucard, go go Go!

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Post by pinkbandit » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:57 am

:lol: Haha At least he is not sick on you! Not yet! :P
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:48 pm

This is 100% true, and the reason I can no longer drink alcohol. :(

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You and the Cap'n make it happen!

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Post by special_Kare » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:36 pm

Captain_Obvious wrote:This is 100% true, and the reason I can no longer drink alcohol. :(

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light weight.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:49 am

special_Kare wrote:
Captain_Obvious wrote:This is 100% true, and the reason I can no longer drink alcohol. :(

:wink:
light weight.
:roll: LMFAO Young'uns!! :P TBH, I did feel this way after the weekend before last! I got myself a litre bottle of vodka, with the intention of it lasting me through the week! YA right! :roll: Let's just say one vodka rebull, then gone! OMFp :shock:
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