AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

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DEER CAPTIONN Obvious,


SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WILL RAEP YOU"RE FACE.

[Captain_Obvious]

YOu will do no such thing!!!!

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Porbuble nawt, but it maed a cool storee bro!

[Turbo_asswhup]

only took him 2 weeks to reply

[Captain_Obvious]

Dear Lesbian,

Thankyou for your request but I regret that I am unable to provide you with an address as I am homeless. Please send money and/or Lego. I have been collecting lego blocks for nearly four years now as I intend to build my own home. I currently have exactly 1,692,008 blocks of various sizes and only need another 4,836,029 to complete plans of constructing a four bedroom home with sunken lounge and indoor swimming pool. Prior plans to build a home from seawater were abandoned due to physics.

The advantages of using lego blocks over traditional building methods, in regards to durability and gaiety of colour, are without question. The only issues are finding a block of land that has a flat green plastic base and gaining council approval but that should not prove a major obstacle as my local member of parliament, Kate Ellis, planet Earth's sexiest space politician, is not adverse to a bribe. Kate Beckinsale is the only other attractive lesbian politician I can think of. The rest are just appalling.

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Where did you get that from?

[Captain_Obvious]

27bslash6

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SO ORIGINAL!!!!!